TWO THINGS INVOLVED
They say laughter is the best medicine. So I present Basketmouth as your doctor.
If
you've never heard of basketmouth, just like a basket his mouth leaks,
but unlike a basket he leaks jokes and not water. He is a very porous
basket as well. Here is one of his previous prescriptions:
In this life we live, there are two things involved
It's either you are a man or a woman
If you are a woman you are safe
If you are a man there are two things involved
It's either you are a civilian or you are in the military
If you are a civilian you are safe
If you are in the military, there are two things involved
It's either you in the office or you are at the war front,
If you are in the office you are safe
If you are at the war front, there are two things involved
It's either you kill someone or someone kills you
If you kill someone you are safe
If they kill you, there are two things involved
It's either you are being buried or your body is used for manure
If you are buried you are safe
If you are used for manure, there are two things involved
It's either you are used to grow flowers or used for trees
If you are used for flowers , you are safe
If you are used for trees, there are two things involved
It's either you are used for furniture or used for tissue paper
If you are used for furniture, you are safe
If you are used for tissue paper, there are two things involved
It's either you are being used by a man or a woman
If you are being used by a man you are safe
If you are being used by a woman, there are two things involved
It's either you are used from the back or from the front
If she uses you from the back you are safe
If she uses you from the front, there are two things involved
It's either you contact gonorrhea or HIV
If you contact gonorrhea, you are safe
If you contact HIV, there is only one thing involved
You will die
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